I'd like a packet of monster munch, my wife had said to me, and beef is the only flavour that I really fancy.
They come in a purple packet, you'll see them on the shelf, make sure you get the right ones though or I'll have to go myself.
So off to the shop, I did go, with what she said in mind, and asked the shop assistant if she could be so kind.
I didn't bring my glasses you see, it's monster munch she wants, they're in a purple packet and I'm buying them for her lunch.
She walked with me down the aisle and pointed to the shelf. Look there they are on the second row down, feel free to help yourself.
I grabbed two bags of the purple ones and took them to the till, they cost me two pounds thirty as they were on an offer still.
Having paid for them I left the shop, my mission now complete. I took them back to where we sat so she could begin to eat.
But these are pickled onion ones, I wanted beef, she said, but darling you said purple bags you must have been misled.
I can't eat pickled onions, they'll make me very ill, so I took them back and asked the girl who was standing behind the till.
Could I swap these pickled onion ones for the flavour beef instead?
That shouldn't be a problem, sir. Have you got your receipt she said.
I don't think I was given one. I paid and left the shop.
Then sorry sir but with no receipt, I can't allow the swap. So I paid for two more packets, after checking they were beef, The only two remaining, much to my relief.
The moral of this story is to know your Monster Munch. They come in different coloured bags when choosing them for your lunch.
Roast beef is in a yellow bag, the hot ones come in red. Pickled onions come in purple bags, as I think we've already said.
Don't make the same mistake as me by listening to a hunch.
Make sure you read the packet well before choosing Monster Munch.
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